Showing posts with label Pimp Hand Strong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pimp Hand Strong. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Sprint Says Kick Boulders

Sprint has decided to send at least 1200 of it's most complaining customers a letter stating that they will terminate service for calling the Customer Support line excessively. Many of the customers called at least 40 to 50 times a month. Sprint also said due to the amount of calls they felt that the customers were not happy with the service so they could take their asses somewhere else. Okay I added the take your ass somewhere else part, but you get the drift. I wish I knew this, I would have been calling Sprint everyday because I have major issues with these mofos but calling Sprint gets you 2 more years added to your contract. Call Sprint to change your zip code, 2 more years. For all those fortunate to make the cut, I have these words for you...It's A Celebration Bitches.



(Thanks Kia for the tip)

Friday, July 6, 2007

T. I. And T. I. P

I am starting to get confused on who be showing up at these events. It seems if nothing pops off, It's T.I. But if there is ass to be whooped it's T. I. P. Well TI or Tip sat down and talked to AHH about the Chaka Zulu "incident" and TI said that he felt that Chaka was disrespecting him so TIP showed up and give Chaka the five fingers because TIP demands respect.

I feel you TIP, I was at the McDonalds the other day getting me a Big Kids Meal (snicker) and the chick behind the counter wanted to act like she didn't understand what I was saying. My alter ego Reese was about to jump up and say "I will McNugget a hoe around here if I don't get what I want." But I had to cool her out before they executed get back and I didn't get my happy meal toy.

*As a side note, TI vs TIP is moving mad units. I read that he is on his way to cracking the 500 thousand mark. Which would give him a better opening week then Kingdom Done, I mean Come. I can only imagine that TI didn't buy up half of his CD's like Jiggaman did to push them sells up. I heard Kingdom Come was boodie. Did I say that?...damn my alter ego, she fitting to get me swerved on.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

International Players Anthem-UGK & OutCast



I should be tired of posting vids and it's so much to talk about but I am not in the mood today, I have a final exam coming up and I needs to be on point. But I digress.... this right here my niz, this video right here is Fiyah. Made me sign into this blog today, if you already peeped it, so what, if I'm late at least I'm not coming short. I swear I am going to watch the Mack tonight, I swear.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Who Can it Be???

I saw a blind item over at allhiphop that said....

I CAN'T SAY NAMES! I heard a certain New York rapper got beat down in his own city. I mean, stuff happens. I heard he was pulled out of his car and served. Sad. -allhiphop.com

Now because it's slow. I feel like playing the guessing game. I can only hope that this comes out. It's a lot of NY rappers but only few have been prone to getting some ack right here lately.. Let's automatically eliminate Killa Cam (shook my head as I wrote that one) cause he's on vacation uh humm " probation" and take a look at these top contenders.



Why these you ask?
1) Yayo needs his butt whooped for that ladies tell the truth So Seductive line (it will never get old)
2) I don't have all day on "I ain't got no CD MAN!" Tru Life, he needs a butt whooping for hating contender 3 for promoting gang violence but he the only broke mofo out robbing and beating down folks. (see contender #3)
3) Jimmy.. I really don't know, folks like messing with his cute ass and since Cam is uh hum away, then why not? Better yet, he gets one for cutting that facial hair off.
4) Good ole I get suckas beat down at the Rucka ( again see contender 3) but my real job is shaking it Mystical fast (naked and towel props a must) for my homies and some Becky's that I just threw in the mix to ooh let's say camouflage the fact that I do this for my boys on the regulars, cause they loves it. So yeah this one needs a good old fashion towel whooping. Every pun intended, Lil Cease.

Friday, May 18, 2007

I'M COMING FOR THAT A$$-NO HOMO


Something needs to be said about a man that issues threats in boxers, wife beater and socks. Is Killa sending a subliminal message to Capo, Curtis and Tru Life? He's off probation and off vacation and coming back with a vengeance. In the process can this nucca body that rootie, tootie flow and revive that 357 swagger. I miss that like this nucca missed the memo that tight boxers and wife beaters with socks and talking greasy is so not Gangsta. Somebody looking real unfamiliar right now. Cam is that you? I,I can't... is that KILLA?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Aww Jay-He's Such a Grown Man!


Something touched me about this article. First off, why is she afraid for her life. I heard that old Joe (Camel) hit women but I didn't see him as the type to put a hit out on one. (Ducking for cover from all the daggers being thrown from the Jay-Z fans. ) Now Now Now, since he put out the last two or three CDs with his swagger jacking ass I haven't liked him so don't expect me to say something nice. I bumped Jay faithfully but he lost me somewhere around the Gift and the Curse with that Austin Powers ish. (Oh Behave)


Rosie Perez Ends Feud With Jay-Z
Jay-Z and actress Rosie Perez have ended their war of words after the White Men Can't Jump star criticized the rap mogul for his verbal attack on one-time rival Nas.
Puerto Rican Perez admits she feared for her life after making her feelings known in a XXL magazine article, but now she and Jay-Z are friends again after a surprise meeting backstage at a Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.

Speaking on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the actress said, "He (Jay-Z) went below the belt by talking about Nas' ex-wife. I think Jay-Z is better than that. He doesn't have to resort to dissing another man's wife... I just thought it was a bitch move."
Perez, who featured in Jay-Z's Blueprint 2 song, admits mutual friends told her Jay-Z was far from happy about her comments and so she was delighted when the rapper greeted her warmly at the Cirque Du Soleil show. She added, "We hugged." - Then he took her for a ride.. Oh never mind!