Lil Wayne Crank Dat Soulja Boy/The Wam

Lil Wayne is steady growing on me. He is too funny!

Can't You Hear the Violins

Okay, so it has become my personal opinion that the Dips are over. Yes, I know...stranger things have occurred but you know. I really like this group, I mean what is there not to like, the swagger, the arrogance,the dare to be different in your face persona and now...NOTHING. The stories and the speculations have hit the net. The denial from both camps about the impending deal for Jimmy! Which I still say he is going to Universal and not to G-Unit. I was riding hard but this interview here with Hell Rell pretty much solidified it. So here once again I lie dwindling in speculation. Where is Cam'Ron??? All of this is say to actually say nothing. This doesn't affect me. I can pop in a CD or you tube a vid and relive the good ole days
But, I'm just nosey as all get out and I want answers.

No Words.

THIS BOY GOT ME CONFUSED

I had no intention of signing into this blog, I just not have been into it and this ish right here and this speculation done made me come up out of that funk. I don't know. I can't see Jimmy taking the Toy Solider, I put that battery in his back approach to his career. He's too much upfront and smart for that but who knows. It just looks weak to me. The hip hop heads is saying this is some ole disloyal ish and you have to wonder what is going to happen to the kids once this divorce is final or should I say if....


UPDATE: Jim is not signing to G-Unit, he was however on Rap City with 50 which looked to be awkward. If you ask me. But now the least for some people all is alright for now. Oh! Where's Cam?

Modern Day Slavery

In the March 26, 07 issue of People there is a editoral entitled The Last Slaves of Mississippi, ironically with a question mark (as in saying is this for real) According to the Walls Family it is real and they were held in peonage (a modern relic of slavery) up until the early 1960s in Gillsburg Miss. only finding freedom when Mae Walls (Miller) ran away after refusing to clean a house of a another white family in Kentwood La.
History teaches us that slavery was abolished in 1865, why were these people held in bondage for almost 50 years? I shrudder at the fact that they were living off of whatever they could find, beaten and the woman were raped, forced to pick cotton and clean the homes of the white family that kept them in bondage and were also passed along to other white families.

According to the article peonage is an illegal practice and nobody knew of the nightmare that the Walls family lived until Mae Miller told her story to her family in 2001. You may ask how could they not know. Simply they were not allowed to listen to radio nor watch TV and none of them could read. You can contribute that to having no radio, electricity nor phone and they were forbidden to visit family or go into town and church.

My people, we need to educate ourselves, we are being pacified with little to nothing that this society has given us. After reading this I learned that I take a lot for granted and the things that are happening today that we are taking a stand and fighting for doesn't compare to what this family lived through, wake up and take account for the things that we have access to in this society that can free our minds from the "enslavement" that we are still trapped in. Events are happening right before our eyes and we are being blindsided by the N, B and H-Word and Don Imus issues. Recent events like the Jena Six and the Walls family as well as others leads me to believe that although it may seem that we have gained altitude in the past 142 years, the "airplane" has barely skimmed off the ground.

FRIDAY F**KIN FUNNY

RICKEY SMILEY

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Super Cat-Dolly My Baby

Wild N Out

Your rapper's favorite rapper is going to be on Wild N Out tonight. I know I know Jimmy is my favorite rapper. And I say watch it. Jay Z is going to be on there. (snicker snicker).

*Honestly I was in the middle finger giving mood today and Jim looked like he meant business in this pix so I have enlisted him as my official middle finger spokesperson.

Guess Who???

Does anybody remember her? No well, I didn't either seeing how I don't even know her name until today but I remember who she played as in one of my favorite movies that I can quote word for word, The Color Purple...here's a hint: "Never even ask me about myself, he just climb on top of me and do his bidness."

Still don't know...and you should click here

As a side note. I'm stunt'n because I finally figured out how to do the link.

Look At What Jim Jones Started

I hope that this is not for real because I am starting to believe that Jim Jones has more effect on "The Legends" than what people would really care to believe and I hated that off with your Kufi comment but Air Kufis though..I straight give the F**K UP.

FRIDAY F**KIN FUNNY

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

MC Breeze DiscombobulatorBubalator

MTV's Hottest MCs airs July 29

Do you see this guy? He popped up at #10 on MTV's hottest MC list and n-words is going crazy. Now we all know I am a Jim Jones fan (so what) and I know that he is not the most lyrical rapper however....Jimmy has swagger, forget Ballin. Which made him hot but he has this umph that draws you into him when he is rapping of course. And what remix has he not been on. Him and Lil Wayne is killing it right now. So let's face facts, he went Gold, his ring tone went crazy and he is now officially called the remix ridah man. ( Alright I made that up). Plus he got a cosign from the King of the South,Co-Signer: T.I."Jim got his swag together this year. He really popped himself off. He's [a hustler] like Jeezy — when people first started hearing about Jeezy, it wasn't for rapping. I think Jim gets the same ... that goes with street cred. Street cred and swagger. That's why I feel he should be high up on the list. I mean, he had a hit record: A no-brainer, an unadulterated hit record, not just something that some people liked and it got drilled into your head so much you got forced to like it. You gotta give credit when credit is due." go over to mtv.com and check it out. I may touch on why people are now mentioning Nas and Jay Z when Jim's name is mentioned and that says a lot. Hate Me!

Have You Met Jason Momoa?

How come I didn't know about this one right chere...oh my goodness. This man is all types of fione and that ain't even a word. Hot Damn.

FREEKEY

Freekey Zekey drops today, his debut Book of Ezekiel is the first for this Diplomat President. With singles Daddy Back ft Cam'ron and Juelz Santana, Like This ft Sen and Hater What You Lookin At circulating the web, and so far from what I have read no harsh responses, we'll have to wait and see how Freekey makes out with those numbers come crunch time. So far Hater What You Lookin At is my personal fave. But I am not the overall mass.

Suge Needs Pac

Suge Knight is going around biting people in more than one fashion. Due to his bankruptcy, his label Death Row Records Inc is trying to sell off unreleased recordings of Tupac as part of a bankruptcy settlement. According to the article on yahoo news Afeni Shakur has filed an injunction to have the sell of the recordings halted citing that they belong to the estate of Tupac. The state of Los Angles will decide within a month on whether it is permissible or not for the label to release Tupac recordings to help pay of the debt of the label.

My, My the release of never heard before Tupac material will sell out faster than blonde hair weave at the local Cra-ze Wave round here. Suge could make a lot of money off of this, probably enough to settle his debt, pay of Afeni and up his stock in partying in Paris - Hilton.

Jury Selection in R Kelly Trial

I read today that the jury selection for the R Kelly trial was going to commence soon and surely it's about time and although The R is up for a really serious crime, I couldn't help but to think about the Boondocks, on of my fave adult cartoons so far...this should have summed up everything right here. "Just playin' not really" - Uncle Ruckus

FRIDAY F**KIN FUNNY

Arnez J - Def Comedy Jam (1990's)

Breaks Up to Makes Up (No Homo)

On mtvnews.com, Jim Jones talks a little bit more openly about his going on's with Cam. I don't know if I could call it a beef because neither rappers has publicly dissed each other as far as I know. But it is what it is. If your interested check it out. Jimmy had some interesting insight on who he would work with on a collabo. Go head boy, all growing up and stuff. I'm touched.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1565129/20070719/jones_jim_rap_.jhtml

All Nostalgic and Ish

I got to thinking about all of the rap that I used to listen to when I was younger and how really Power 99 FM was the only station to really bang out to. When I decided to put EST and 3 X's Dope as my Real Hip Hop feature this week, I started thinking about the other rappers that really had Philly on back in the day. I don't know if yall remember MC Breeze, he was the first rap artist to be banned from radio and that song was DISCOMBOBULATORBUBALATOR

If you have never heard that song, you missed out and if you don't know about MC Breeze, click the link http://www.mcbreeze.com/bobulalyrics.html for his story and the lyrics to DISCOMBOBULATORBUBALATOR.

Here's an excerpt of what caused all of the controversy...

Chinese food can be real swell If you can go in the place and stand the smell Everything smells exactly the SAME They just switch it around and change the name Beef yock chow main and egg foo young They call it chop suey but it’s chopped dog tounge Sodas taste like shrimp fried rice and the candy bars are cold as ice- MC Breeze

I'm sitting here now, typing and singing the lyrics. If I ever find that damn song, I'm blasting it.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

3 xs Dope -From Da Giddy Up

Do You Know This Man?

Well if you don't you're missing out on 2 vital pieces of information.

1 )He plays Eric on one of the hottest shows on HBO now and that's Entourage and 2) Suge Knight bit the sugar honey ice tea out of him at a party. Apparently Suge parties like a white star, totally dude and has been hanging out with Paris (I'm racist and Negros still love me) Hilton. And he got into a little play fighting match with Kevin Connolly (Eric) and channeled his inner Mike Tyson and bit the crap out of his finger. This only leaves me with one assumption Suge is Big and he's Black, these fools wasn't serving no chicken oh and apparently Suge likes the white meat instead of the dark.

SMH- this whole post was so racist on so many levels. Shame on me.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Drag On ft DMX - Niggaz Die For Me

I know...I know!

Somebody Got the Lil Homie off Stuck

I was over at www.whatspoppin.net checking out the gallery and came across some pictures of Max B fresh out the bing. Apparently the mood was that 'pagne and trees cause Jimmy looking right in these pictures. Well good for Max, try to stay free homie. Yall can click the link and sign up to check out the rest.

Granny Sentenced For Robbing Bank

Grandma is a Ridah! Her son said he was going to murk himself cause he couldn't pay his bills. Granny said Man up Nucca, I'll show you how it's to be done. Straight G! Sad part is she only got 2 years house arrest and 20 years probation. Had she been darker, she would have been toast. No pun intended...of course.

Sprint Says Kick Boulders

Sprint has decided to send at least 1200 of it's most complaining customers a letter stating that they will terminate service for calling the Customer Support line excessively. Many of the customers called at least 40 to 50 times a month. Sprint also said due to the amount of calls they felt that the customers were not happy with the service so they could take their asses somewhere else. Okay I added the take your ass somewhere else part, but you get the drift. I wish I knew this, I would have been calling Sprint everyday because I have major issues with these mofos but calling Sprint gets you 2 more years added to your contract. Call Sprint to change your zip code, 2 more years. For all those fortunate to make the cut, I have these words for you...It's A Celebration Bitches.

To read more on this click the link...http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/SprintDumpingCustomers.aspx

(Thanks Kia for the tip)

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Lords Of The Underground - Funky Child
Who needs a stinkin vid. This ish is Fiyah. Oh yeah baby I got about 50 people hatin on me now, I'm trying to get a smoove hunned by August.

Rugger Rell

Hell Rell of the Diplomats is set to release his debut of For the Hell of It which is due out in stores on September 11, 2007. The first single I Shall Proceed will be shipping out to radio and Rell said that the video for the single is now in production. You all know Dipset may not get any air play, so for all you myspacers check out Hell Rell's myspace to hear this joint or just cop the CD.

T. I. And T. I. P

I am starting to get confused on who be showing up at these events. It seems if nothing pops off, It's T.I. But if there is ass to be whooped it's T. I. P. Well TI or Tip sat down and talked to AHH about the Chaka Zulu "incident" and TI said that he felt that Chaka was disrespecting him so TIP showed up and give Chaka the five fingers because TIP demands respect.

I feel you TIP, I was at the McDonalds the other day getting me a Big Kids Meal (snicker) and the chick behind the counter wanted to act like she didn't understand what I was saying. My alter ego Reese was about to jump up and say "I will McNugget a hoe around here if I don't get what I want." But I had to cool her out before they executed get back and I didn't get my happy meal toy.

*As a side note, TI vs TIP is moving mad units. I read that he is on his way to cracking the 500 thousand mark. Which would give him a better opening week then Kingdom Done, I mean Come. I can only imagine that TI didn't buy up half of his CD's like Jiggaman did to push them sells up. I heard Kingdom Come was boodie. Did I say that?...damn my alter ego, she fitting to get me swerved on.

How We Gonna Stay Fresh?

It seems that "Daddy" ( I can only imagine that's what they call him) has cut off the cash flow to his freeloading kids. Hell naw I ain't talking about Jigga. He to busy luxuriating with LaBron and Larry Johnson to monitor what Bleek an nem is spending. I am talking about Currrrtis.

I was over at ballerstatus.com and peeped that he is cutting the apron strings which will make all his flunkies do work. Fif said "I broke it down," he recalls. "I told them I wouldn't be assisting them financially anymore. Pretty much I was telling them I wouldn't be there. [In the past] they'd make a lot of money and spend a lot of money and have me there to fix it. "I looked around the room, and I was the only person with G-Unit sneakers on. But they were being paid," he added. "It had become the norm for the check to come, but they were no longer wearing the clothes."

SMH @ "I was the only person with G-Unit sneakers on." Come on Curtis, who wants to wear G-Unit when there is FUBU, bitch.

To read more check out ballerstatus.com. You will notice, missing from the meeting was Passa Mase and Tony Yayo. Why Olivia was there was beyond me. I have my theory on those three but I'm not saying.

Kim and Diddy Break Up Just as Important as Murder

I was not going to comment on the Kim Porter and Diddy break up rumor because who knows if it is true Right? Well it was so funny this morning, I'm listening to Steve Harvey and the WDAS news announcer is talking about our city's 208th murder for the year. Which is sooo way more important than this and in between his "news" he talks about this ish.

WHY? I think I am going to be on my Jadakiss today.

4 LIFE

Oh kay! I tracked down this movie that I was so excited to see and..... sad to say I was very disappointed. I never thought that Wood Harris and JD Williams in the same movie together could disappoint but I was WRONG. Oh well. It is what it is. This is the end result when good actors happen to bad scripts.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

DMX - Stop Being Greedy
I was a lil hongry (yes) this morning and as I left my job to go to Mickey D's I was singing this in my head. "Ribs is touching" Yeah. Real Hip Hop associates with everything!

International Players Anthem-UGK & OutCast

I should be tired of posting vids and it's so much to talk about but I am not in the mood today, I have a final exam coming up and I needs to be on point. But I digress.... this right here my niz, this video right here is Fiyah. Made me sign into this blog today, if you already peeped it, so what, if I'm late at least I'm not coming short. I swear I am going to watch the Mack tonight, I swear.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Big Daddy Kane - Ain'T No Half Steppin'
Haven't posted one of these in a minute so let's get back into the groove with some smooth and sexy chocolate!!! Don't Front!

Thee Big ONE!

You have to applaud a man, who can get on a radio show, tell the host that he likes his salad tossed, extra vinegar and fondle a big penis and allow someone to take your picture. It is way after June 1 where is Killa Cam? I can hear all types of no homos being spewed as he diss Curtis for the gazillionth time after this stint. Some how that Amusement Park song finally has it's use. Sing along children... It goes up and down and round and round...oh never mind!

Friday the Animated Series

I was watching MTV last night and they showed a preview of what is to be a Friday Animated Cartoon series based on Ice Cube's trilogy. Now they flashed the preview so fast it was like I was dreaming the whole thing. So I don't want to think that I made it up, so I am etching this into my proverbial stone so that when it comes to light. I can say ahh yes, I'm crazy but not a fool. It looked pretty interesting though. And speaking of Friday, I read that Ice Cube is looking to do the Last Friday and Chris Tucker has signed on, but the hold up is the film company or something. Basically he just needs the okay and Smoke Dog is back.

Stack Bundles - Temper Temper

I don't know what happened to my Stack Bundles vid in the previous post that I had to repost so....I posted anotha one.

This is the Bestest News Evah

I read on nahright.com that 50 Cent's Curtissss CD may not hit stores at all. (It had been pushed back from the original release date) All of yall GGGGGGG-Unit fans sorry, but Amusement Park and Straight to the Bank didn't get the fan fare that Interscope thought it would sooooo... they are now asking Curtis to go back to the studio to record at least 3 new tracks to make sure the CD has at least one hit on it (snicker-snicker). But of course with all of his arrogance he is asking for seven figures to get his sing game, I mean rap game on. Damn, Cam may have come off looking crackish in that video with them drawls on but Fiddy...damn, not one hit on the CD. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm such a stinker!

It's All There in Black and White

So many people walking around talking race isn't an issue, well apparently it is right along with the stature of class and economics. This is very apparent in the case of Genarlow Wilson a former Georgia high school football star who was jailed for 2 years for having consensual oral sex with a 15yr old girl on videotape when he was 17 in 2003. As of Monday he was ordered to be released from prison from the judge who cited that his 10 year mandatory sentence was a "grave miscarriage of justices." It gets better... the law itself has been rewritten by lawmakers in GA that will free Wilson but attorney general Baker has made the decision to appeal the overturned sentence which will keep Wilson in jail for now. Subsequently he would have to register as a sex offender if the sentence stands. To read more on this story see Forbes.com. My point is, there is different laws for Blacks and Whites. The sentencing is way different for the same crimes. Think about it and pay attention.

As a side note, Why isn't R Kelly in jail, isn't this almost the same crime? Humm! 15yr old girl, oral sex, video tape...I'm just saying!!

Stack Bundles

I read on allhiphop.com that Stack Bundles was shot and killed Monday Morning June 11. Stack was my favorite from BrydGang. If you didn't know who he was check out his vid and check out the Jim Jones Weatherman track that featured him and Lil Wayne.

Updated: Miss Info has some well, info on her www.missinfo.tv blog. If you are into details.

FIN!

Do you see Tony's face in this pix? Well this is exactly how I was looking last night when the Series Finale of the Sopranos came to a close. I was pissisippi. They left so much open to speculation which leaves me to believe that HBO may be undecided about the series. They better be on something other than the B.S. they were on last night, cause last night was equivalent to a dude telling you that he is going to give you the best sex you ever had in your life and then when he goes to perform your like boooooooo. Yeah that's how I felt, Sopranos gave me so much hot fire in the beginning and when it was time to climax....boooooo!

Going Nowhere Fast

Aint this some ish: PAW PAW, Mich. - A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said.

The 21-year-old man, whose name was not released, was unharmed but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. He had been secured to his wheelchair by a seat belt.
“The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn’t upset,” said Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police.

This nucca was ROLLING. I wish I could have seen his face rolling down the highway at 50 mph. Smoke must have been coming off of them tires. I am so wrong for this but at least he wasn't hurt. All I'm hearing is Riding Dirty playing in my head because some how I am seeing in his face that he must have shit on himself.

Marley Marl

I read over at allhiphop.com that Marley Marl suffered from a heart attack. According to reports he is in stable condition. In case some of yall don't know. Marley is one of the true pioneers of hip hop. He had some good hits out back in the day with the Juice Crew...Craig G, Big Daddy Kane, Master Ace, Kool G Rap, I know I might be forgetting somebody. But look up Duck Alert and the Symphony and you would know what I talking about.

Updated: I took the liberty of hooking yall up!

Duck Alert Feat. Craig G. by Marley Marl

The Symphony Feat. Master Ace, Craig G., Kool G. Rap and Big Daddy Kane by Marley Marl

Wood Harris- 4 Life - DVD July 3

I read the book based on this movie and it was okay. I can't remember the name of it. But and I do mean but next to Capo, Wood Harris is the next one on the list that I deem as in my mind, I am no stalker, doable. I loves me some Wood Harris and then JD Williams is next, so I will be hitting up my mobile video store and getting me some 4 Life in my life. Ahhh, Avon Barksdale and Bodie all in one. I may need me a forty to go with my Wire actors sammich. It's a Celebration Bitches!

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

SuperLover Cee Cassanova Rud - Girls I Got Em Locked.

I KNOW YALL HATE ME. I FEEL IT!!

Uncle Wayne likes them Lightskinded with Curly Hair

I told yall Uncle Wayne got issues. Did he get a whiff of Peedi's April Freshness? Blowing Kisses and a couple peeps at that sweet yellow nectar. Oh Lawd Ham Mercy!!! Note to Beans, I ain't seen Kanye or Pharell do this.....

Jaz and Jay-Z- Hawaiian Sophie

THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM POSTING HAWAIIAN SOPHIE IS BECAUSE THE GAME BROUGHT BACK SOME MEMORIES WITH THAT 50/JAY Z/SUGE DISS. NOW FOR ALL WHO DIDN'T KNOW THE REFERENCE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
HIPPED.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Poor Righteous Teachers - Shakyilah.
*I could not find Rock This Funky Joint. But PRT is hot nonetheless.

Ain't Nuthin' Like the Make Up Sex

I read on several sites today the Lil Wayne and Trina had a make out session at one of his shows. It seems that Weezy F Baby was performing a song called of all things Prostitute and Trina was in attendance so being the smooove playa that he is he turned to her and said, Even if you are a Prostitute (giggles) I would still love you (or something to that effect) and she came on stage doing her Here we Go bit, blah, blah, blah, whatever is how it goes but I digress. Well Trina forgot the words, they had the I'm so in love stare down and then proceeded to swap spit on stage in front of the whole audience. I even heard that tears were flowing from Weezy, Trina and they fans. All I got to say is ain't Black love grand. Where the heck were the cameras? I would have loved to see this ish. I got goosebumps.

OLD DISS TRACK FROM THE GAME

I am just going to supply you all with the link and you can hear the diss track, and get some lyrics that was posted up along with the diss and get to talking after that. I laugh at the Jay Z part because well it's funny... they used to call him Sophie. Oh my goodness! They should have released this ish right chere.....http://www.realtalkny.net/2007/05/topic/artists/jay-z/the-game-dissing-50-cent-jay-z-suge-whats-new/. Game came at 50 and Em, Jay and Suge. SMH!

*Now are Jay's grown ass kids, Ty Ty, Bleek, Beans and I'm at a lost for the last one, this was supposed to be on Dr. Advocate CD so it could be Mr. Bitch Etiquette (Tru Life).

Uncle Wayne dissing the Set

I don't agree with a lot of things old Uncle Wayne does but when his in the booth he get's it in and now he is gunnin' at Capo. I told yall a minute ago, when he came back for them Dipset Boys, he was coming. I hate this irregular, inconsistent back and forth that I have with the Broad Street bully with his old a$$ but I got to give credit where it is due and yall know how I gets down with Capo. Listen here....http://www.zshare.net/audio/20007745f20d7e/

Who Can it Be???

I saw a blind item over at allhiphop that said....

I CAN'T SAY NAMES! I heard a certain New York rapper got beat down in his own city. I mean, stuff happens. I heard he was pulled out of his car and served. Sad. -allhiphop.com

Now because it's slow. I feel like playing the guessing game. I can only hope that this comes out. It's a lot of NY rappers but only few have been prone to getting some ack right here lately.. Let's automatically eliminate Killa Cam (shook my head as I wrote that one) cause he's on vacation uh humm " probation" and take a look at these top contenders.



Why these you ask?
1) Yayo needs his butt whooped for that ladies tell the truth So Seductive line (it will never get old)
2) I don't have all day on "I ain't got no CD MAN!" Tru Life, he needs a butt whooping for hating contender 3 for promoting gang violence but he the only broke mofo out robbing and beating down folks. (see contender #3)
3) Jimmy.. I really don't know, folks like messing with his cute ass and since Cam is uh hum away, then why not? Better yet, he gets one for cutting that facial hair off.
4) Good ole I get suckas beat down at the Rucka ( again see contender 3) but my real job is shaking it Mystical fast (naked and towel props a must) for my homies and some Becky's that I just threw in the mix to ooh let's say camouflage the fact that I do this for my boys on the regulars, cause they loves it. So yeah this one needs a good old fashion towel whooping. Every pun intended, Lil Cease.

Words of Wisdom from Old A$$ Uncle Wayne

Who told Old Uncle Wayne that he brought sexy back with them standard Rx glasses and that tan shirt that came from the old Strawbridges basement that used to be on Cottman Ave. Jay need to step his homies dress game up. See what happens when you s**t on Dame. Dame had this fool in three piece suits. I'm guessing he was as high as he was in the video when he put that mess on from the State Property Old Man Line.


He must be trying to promote himself and his CD that Jay ain't never gonna drop cause he comes fiercely at Kanye and Pharrell for wearing tight clothes and Louis Vuttion. Beans need to stick to rapping or giving out whoopings, cause reality show Straight Guy with a Queer Eye ain't gonna work.

REAL HIP HOP FRIDAY

Kid N Play - Rollin With Kid N Play

I'M COMING FOR THAT A$$-NO HOMO

Something needs to be said about a man that issues threats in boxers, wife beater and socks. Is Killa sending a subliminal message to Capo, Curtis and Tru Life? He's off probation and off vacation and coming back with a vengeance. In the process can this nucca body that rootie, tootie flow and revive that 357 swagger. I miss that like this nucca missed the memo that tight boxers and wife beaters with socks and talking greasy is so not Gangsta. Somebody looking real unfamiliar right now. Cam is that you? I,I can't... is that KILLA?

Super Heros

Now I am sorry but I had to swagger jack these pictures. I don't know what the bloody ell is going on with these two but I swear this could be a blockbuster hit.

R Kelly starring as Purple Passion Super Thug, he kills you with his death ray - The piss-on-ater and his trusty sidekick Andre Benjamin as Sea Bass the Fisherman. This mofo looks like he is constantly saying huh???? Aww hell he can just drive the getaway boat.

Cuuuurtis (Fitty Cent) -Candy Shop Part 6

I am so freakin mad at this video. Why is this dude A) singing B) doing the Candy Shop Dance C) And I am booing this mofo for being cut up like a bag of dope (which ain't bad) but they got his black ass shined down with monkey oil. I have two words Hated It.

The Adventures of Lil Cease and His Magical Snake

This must be expose the rappers week. Well I say, as I throw up a little confetti, keep up the good work. I'm throwing back shots of Poland Spring water now as we speak. (Can't get diluted at work) anyway...Lil Cease likes to get his shake on, venture on over to: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/home.php/french-from-cocaine-city-exposes-lil-cease-not-safe-for-straight-men-caught-butt-naked.html and check out the video of Cease A Leo, shaking his Anaconda (more like a rattle snake not quite garden, somewhere in between) for the ummm ladies. Seriously it's like three or four ladies in the room and three dudes and the dudes are cheering and jeering and snapping their fingers and making comments about the Anaconda (snicker) louder than the ladies. Only thing that was missing was a Luke song (I'm thinking the lyrics face down, umm ass up, you know the rest) and Pac Man Jones making it rain on this nappy headed hoe! (Damn you Don Imus) NSFW AND Straight Men. I give this video two snaps and a twirl. Oh and the CD cover is a whole other post with in itself.

Take That, Take That

There are no words for this picture. I just don't understand what could be said about this. It could be all innocent, HOWEVER! I am starting to hear "Secret Lovers" play slowly in the background.
So although I say there are no words. I miraculously found some. Let's see, 1) Hip Hop version of Broke Back Mountain - Vegas Desert addition. 2) The anticipation is building so intensely that Diddy had to bite his bottom lip to keep from screaming. OK! I'm going to stop, I'm actually grossing myself out with my thoughts.

Only 3 Eposides Left

If anybody saw this Sunday's episode of Sopranos then you know that the show brought out that hot fire this weekend by having Tony kill off Christopher. Didn't see that one coming did ya? Start making conclusions right about now...

See! What had Happened Was...

This past weekend an interesting story emerged. It seems that good brother Pastor Murda Mase, let's pause for this (Bad Bad Bad Bad Boy, you make me feel so gooood) was in the ATL and cruising for a little late night action when he side swiped a Range Rover making an illegal right hand turn after scoring big for the night by picking up a Trannie. http://www.zshare.net/audio/ryancameronshowv103-51107-mp3.html Listen to the audio by clicking the link and hear for yourself.

First the Fat Boys...Now This

Okay, I wasn't going to comment on this because I think it's a bunch of bull crap, so bear with me as I take out my Dip Set photo book and light my candles and lower myself into fetal position with my Kleenex as I silently hum the words to It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday. There was talks that there is beef between "brovas" Jim and Cam'ron of the Diplomats. And this is old news but there is really nothing going on today... Jim was supposed to go on the Funk Flex show after talking to Ms. Info, stating that he hasn't spoken to Cam'ron in over a year despite the fact that if you look at the different interviews that have been conducted by both, they claim to really love each other. (NO HOMO) I had to say that or I might get swerved on by The Goonies. In my opinion I think that this is a stunt to take the attention away from Cam'ron for his 60 Minutes bit and the fact that there was an altercation between him Tru Life and Cam'ron took a shot in the a** (again NO HOMO). So Jim has taken one for the team and has chosen to spill his insides in classic Bitch Etiquette form (No Tru Life) , but at this point is choosing to remain silent so that Duke Da God (smh) can promote Dip Set More Than Music, whichever volume they are on at this time. So apparently we will have to wait to hear the outcome of all of this and blah, blah, blah ... After writing all of this I'm sad that I did. Stick a fork in me, cause I'm done!

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Eric B and Rakim - I Ain't No Joke
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Check out Flav getting busy!

What CD???

You know it is a slow day, even though I haven't blogged in like it seems ever! Thanks to Earthlink and my damn computer. But any who....I read that Def Jam had some major layoffs and they laid off all of the Roc La Familla staff. Well Mr. Bitch Etiquette himself may be getting axed before he can even put out a CD. So you all know that I am talking about Mr. Stop the Gang Violence and then he goes and jumps on Killa Cam "allegedly" for no apparent reason, yes I'm talking about Tru Life. Peep dude holding up the L- is this for loser?They say the people don't know you better than your own self. I can say that he took to promoting himself in a major way. Dissing Jim and Cam, allegedly robbing Jim of jewelry and allegedly giving Cam'ron a nice little shiner to go with his bling bling and he still hasn't dropped, well Tru, I guess your only alternative now is to body someone (I'm not advocating violence) because after this it's going to be Who? Tru Life Who? Tru Life Who? Or as Jay would say who is Jim Jones ask Jay-Z well who is Tru Life? Ask Jim Jones. Sad! Maybe he can go to Koch. I'm just saying his career died before it took off.

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M.E.T.H.O.D. Man

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Method Man - Bring The Pain

Big Daddy

Let's take a break from As the ASS Whoopins Commence (our regularly scheduled program starring Killa Cam and Tru Life) to announce an I heard.... Well I heard that Patti Jackson announced that Jay Z will be making a statement regarding his "son" Isa. I am still using quotes. Supposedly he is going to admit that the kid is his (Damn that Billie Jean song) and I know there will not be a mention about the $4000 that he "supposedly" pays in child support that's $48,0000 a year. Now, granted I believe that this is enough to raise a 6 year old but shouldn't little Isa be spending more than 3 times a year with "Daddy"? Oh my if this is his son, Ty Ty gets more play time with daddy than little Isa. RAISE YOUR SEED!

I'll Whip Ya Head Boy!

According to sohh.com, Cam'ron and Tru Life got into a bit of a scuffle last night outside of Club Stereo in New York. Apparently Tru Life stepped to Cam about what was being said on mix tapes, the argument got heated and Tru Life hit Cam and the cops broke it up. Ed Lover reported this incident on his radio show this morning stating that he spoke to Jim Jones and Tru Life. I keep telling people, Tru Life is the definition of Tru bitch etiquette. And Cam, I'm shocked he should have beat the breaks off of him. Let me find out Tru life saw the cops pulling up and he hauled off and hit Cam. I think they all need to line it up and get it off the chest before somebody get shot. Yall gangstas? Well get it in. I'm not a Tru fan ( he ain't even got no CD out) see how ignorance breed, that didn't sound right...but dang he seems to be winning.

Update: Tru Life Speaks on altercation with Ed Lover...He said he punched Cam in the eye and Cam started to cry...LOL! This is like a soap opera

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.2006/title.tru-life-speaks-on-camron-incident

Update 2: Ms. Info has some information on the altercation. Heck yeah I'm following this one to the finish. Tru Life asked for $20,000 to give Jim's ring back..He ain't a rapper, he's a thief, picking on Jimmy and Cam for promoting violence, wait, he is the one starting all this ish, violent little hemorrhoid. Listen here...http://www.zshare.net/audio/missinfo-mp3.html